Intelligent Sardar????

We often crack a lot of jokes on Sardars. In these jokes, they (very rare) have a brain that never thinks. They do all sort of funny actions and gives answers one can ever think of it even in dreams. This made Sardarji’s jokes very famous and also fun-filled.

But sometimes, they can also act intelligent. For example, look at this…

Sardar Santa Singhji is the English teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the English class. This is what transpires:

Santa Singh: “Bolo bachon GADHA”

Students (in chorus): “GADHA”

Santa Singh: “Bolo bachon! GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA”

Students (in chorus): “GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA”

Santa Singh: “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI”

Students (in chorus): “GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI”

Santa Singh: “Bolo bachon GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”

Students (in chorus): “GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him. “What is this Santa Singh teaching to students? He is supposed to be taking an English class and what is he saying…GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, and GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

The principal too is shocked, Santa Singh, the famous English teacher, doing this. He immediately sends for Santa Singh.

Principal: ” Santa Singhji what nonsense are you telling these students. GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH”.

Santa Singh: “Yes I was telling all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of assassination: – Ass-Ass-I-Nation.

I think one can never write the “Assassination” spelling incorrectly after reading this example. Sometimes, Sardar jokes also involve praising Sardarji’s showing that at least some have brains!!!!